Magic Police - Men's shirt
Magic Police - Men's shirt
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A psychedelic salute from behind the badge...
Two Oslo police officers pulled me aside—not to bust me, but to whisper their secret: “We want a magic mushroom shirt. We believe in legal psychedelics.” I blinked twice, thought I was hallucinating, then said: “Say less. I’ll make you something special.”
This shirt is a tribute to their quiet rebellion—and to the countless souls in blue who dream of a world with more love, more healing, and way fewer arrests. Flip to the second image to see what happened when one of these brave officers journeyed deep into the mushroom dimension (spoiler: he didn’t come back the same—and that’s a beautiful thing).
You don’t need a badge to wear this. Just a heart that beats for change. A mind open to magic. And maybe a little mischief in your smile.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Pre-shrunk
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Mexico, or Cambodia
Size guide
BODY LENGTH (inches) | BODY WIDTH (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 17 ½ |
S | 28 | 19 |
M | 29 | 20 ½ |
L | 30 | 22 |
XL | 31 | 24 |
2XL | 32 | 26 |
3XL | 33 | 28 |
BODY LENGTH (cm) | BODY WIDTH (cm) | |
XS | 68.6 | 44.5 |
S | 71.1 | 48.3 |
M | 73.7 | 52 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |

